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The
Big One!
This one was by
far the largest operation I was involved with. Only 3 people took
the fall for it, the mastermind, the technical assistant, and a willing
but mostly innocent accomplice, but it was a much larger operation than
that.
Enter the mastermind. He wanted to get a microphone inside the women's
dorm and hopefully capture some funny and juicy conversation. A simple
idea, but much more difficult to pull off. Since the fines could
have been quite large for being caught trying to get inside, or being found
out after the fact, he decided to tackle the challenge of getting the mic
into a good place from outside the dorm, up on the roof to be exact.
Since the roof was wide and flat, it was easy to get on it at night and
stay out of sight.
Enter the technical assistant. That would be me. In order to
pull all this off there had to be a microphone, something to plug it into
to make it work, something to record with, and something to listen with.
Since I had experience in this area and knew where to find stuff I was
perfect for the job. I rounded up an old cable snake no longer in
use, a cheap microphone and some cord for it, an audio mixer, a tape deck,
and a small instrument monitor. I used my dorm room to test it out.
The first batch of equipment was old and turned out to be no good.
I knew where to find some alternate equipment and since the sports season
had ended, it would not be missed. It passed a test run with flying
colors. It's hard to imagine that with all the activity and movement
of equipment into a strange location, no one, except for a few inside the
men's dorm, had caught on yet.
Now that we had the equipment, once we figured out how to get the
mic in place, where would we put the equipment so we could hook it up?
Enter the willing, but mostly innocent accomplice. We needed to keep
the equipment inside, and definitely inside the dorm if possible so that
there wasn't any danger of someone from the women's dorm finding it.
His dorm room was one of the two closest to the women's dorm and it was
on the backside, putting his windows out of sight from the main campus.
Because the roofs of the two buildings were attached we could run all of
our cord from one to the other and drop down into his window, which was
also hidden by a line of trees.
Now for some details. There was a lot of buzz around the dorm about
this one. There was almost no point to keeping it a secret.
The equipment going in and out of my room was a dead giveaway that something
was going down. Plus, when it came time to execute, since it was
done late at night, the activity was a bit much to try and keep it a secret.
We had decided that the bathroom was the best place to locate the microphone.
We spent two nights trying to do a test run on our own dorm by attempting
to get access to the bathroom through the vents on the roof. We were
unsuccessful but noticed that the other dorm appeared to have an extra
vent. On the second night, the mastermind went over to the other
roof with a young, very willing, and still nameless accomplice. They
removed the vent cover and found that the vent went straight down and stopped
over top of one of the stalls. Bingo!
When I say there was a lot of buzz, there sure was. The young accomplice
was very eager to get in on it, though we never pointed the finger at him,
and he never outed himself. Lots of guys came outside to see what
we were doing or to volunteer as look outs. Again, with all the activity,
it's amazing we were still not caught.
Once the mic was in place, it was plugged into the snake. The snake
was a perfect idea because then we didn't have to string together a bunch
of mic chords to cover the few hundred feet we needed to go and we could
easily wrap the end in plastic to keep it dry. Inside the dorm room
we hooked the snake up to a mixer and hooked up a tape deck to record and
a cheap guitar amp to listen with. The first time we turned it on
it worked perfectly. We had guys coming in and out at all times to
get a listen. Fortunately or unfortunately, there wasn't much to
listen to. A lot of flushing, teeth brushing, and showering.
Occasionally a play fight out in hall or a brief conversation in the bathroom.
For our efforts we got several hours on tape. Our downfall was that
we had a good thing going...for a little too long. Everyone in the
men's dorm knew something about it and eventually someone leaked information
and the wildfire spread quickly. Once we found out that word was
out, we hit the roof with lightning speed to remove everything. Either
the mic had already been discovered and removed or it came off when we
yanked the cord out. It didn't matter at that point, the gig was
up. Had we really tried to keep this one under wraps, perhaps we
could have left the mic in place for a very long time.
As I said earlier, only the three of us took the fall for this prank.
It was clear who the mastermind was because he was behind a lot of pranks.
It was also clear that I was technical assistant because of my knowledge
of sound equipment and access to it. The mostly innocent accomplice
was easy to finger because of his room was full of equipment. He
was mostly innocent because he didn't help us hook up the equipment or
put things in place, he just allowed us to use his room as the control
center.
Overall it was a pretty big deal and definitely one to remember.
Some fines were paid and the tapes were ultimately destroyed. I'd like to say that I kept a copy of the final tape, which was just the best stuff edited down into a short segment, but alas, it slipped off into the abyss.
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